Some laughter pill for the day!

Got this from an english class and was a real hilarious when I first read it! Found it even on the net! haha! Enjoy!! :D This is a conversation between a foreigner talking to a room service attendant in Asia:

Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees
Guest : Sorry, I thought I dialled roomservice
RS : Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
Gt: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs
RS: Ow July den?
G: What??
RS: Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine
RS : Hokay. An San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.
RS: Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we other?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy...tea...mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??
G: Whatever you say
RS: Tendjewberrymuds
G : You're welcome

I shall be blessed! Amen! LOL!

No weapon forged against me will/shall prevail..

Isaiah 54:17

I claim it and I believe it! =D

FEAR

Hey ya'll!

Written exams are officially over! Woohooo! There was joy and celebration as I crumbled my BM question paper and threw it away. =P Could've remembered that the song "Hallelujah, Jesus is alive" was playing in my head and I was humming to the tune of it while waiting for the elevator. LOL!

[Vic, its the same song we sang when burning the idolatry thing! lol!]

Remember when I tweeted(well to you people with no twitter accounts, get one you uncivilized beautiful people!) mentioning how I didn't practice/use BM for more than 2 years now but at the same time mentioned Phil 4:13?

Welp, I was surprised to see the required number of words were to be MORE than 300 words! Like how in the world am I gonna write that much if my BM level has diminished to lower than a high school level of BM? =P

Wrote the essay with full eloquence and wisdom, including repeating lots of words and rewriting the question at some part. LOL! But I got it over 310+! Whats more surprising was that some of my coursemates couldn't even pass 300!

Didn't I tell you I serve an amazing God? Hahaha! Even as I write the test, lost for words, I found myself remembering words that I've not used for so long suddenly appearing on my mind! Wow!

Soon after the exam ended, I decided to head to Sunway to celebrate. Lol! Had in my mind to watch Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs and I absolutely loved it! Two thumbs up! If you know me well enough, you'll know how I simply love cartoon animated movies! They're one of a kind man! Nothing like it. Haha! =D

Backtracking a little, while waiting for the movie to start though, felt that I should head to Popular and just grab a good book and read. Got two books before I went and sit down at the rows of chairs in front of the tv where they're advertising this annoying advertisement on this smart pen product name Robin. GRR! =.="..

Two books I got were "Have a little faith" by Mitch Albom and "The Fear of The Lord" by John Bevere, one awesome speaker who I really look up to! Haha. The first book by Mitch was very nicely done and I like the book (Christmas coming *ahem hint hint*).

The second one though was something different and extraordinary.. and it just spoke to me so strongly that moment just by reading only the first chapter! I just HAD to buy the book! Which I happily did. haha! My day then took a whole new turn upwards. =D

Also, was having lunch with a friend of mine earlier today when I overheard a conversation going on between some people sitting at a table behind me which really got me shaking my head in disappointment and anger.

God, REALLY use me as that hammer. It's smashing time. Freedom guaranteed.

Psalm 34:9

Fear the LORD, you his saints, for those who fear him lack nothing.

An Anger

Went to Nathan's Mamak Corner @ OUG earlier just now in my awesome car! Picked up Joseph Ng and my coursemate Lee on the way. Why all the way to OUG? Because it's free! lol! No kidding! They had an open house and we were one of the few desperate, sad people with no life hungry, adventurous people who decided to go for it! Haha!

I really like what I did with the car! I bought two stickers from Asean Avenue @ Sunway Pyramid the other day. One that says "There's no force greater than the power of God" and one colourful cool sticker that says "I love Jesus" hahaha! awesome! Now to add other things to make it more comfortable! =D

We reached there and to start the ceremony, they ignited a firecracker that was or SHOULD be used only on Chinese New Year, but don't know lar what came to their mind when they thought of Deepavali Open House... =P

People start rushing to get the food and for a moment, me standing there in the queue holding a plate to get food made me feel like I'm in a poverty food drive like that. =P

One thing however though that I've been experiencing this day was anger. Yup thats right, anger. I'm angry..

Really angry... In the wise knowledgeable words of the Hulk: "You don't like me when I'm angry" =P

#1 It got me angry and this feeling builds up in me as this morning I see College students (even girls!) smoking and acting as though its the coolest thing on Earth to do.

#2 It got me angry when I see the way guys in College are living their lives and I turn to God and asked Him that He'll make me someone these people can and want to look up and follow. I want that.

#3 It got me angry when at the Mamak as I look to my left at a table where 3 young teenage boys are sitting down, lighting up a cigarette to smoke and ALSO, acting cool about it. [I asked Jo how old does he think they are, the answer he gave was 15. Yes, they do look 15].

I'm angry, because while these people are capable and are meant to do SOOOO much more, the powers of this world are holding them back. I desire to see this chains be broken off them. I desire to break and destroy the stronghold of the enemy so bad, they will flee and know better not to mess with God's sons and daughters of this world.

Use me as that hammer God. Because I want to break them free.

Ephesians 6:12-"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms."

Yipee! The car is here and its finally mine! Bwahahaha!

(see that P sticker over there? =P)

And yup! My parents drove all the way from Laos man! Haha! They started on Monday and arrived today.

And the amazing thing was how in less than 5 minutes in my house and my mum already started nagging about untidy how the place is.. LoL!! =P Whoops! XP

See what I mean? =P When mums attack invade comes home. Lol!

But on the bright side, the "power" is in my hands! Lol!

This was yesterday's event at CF. Worship team preparing. The feeling of the preparation was awesome! So Hillsong-like! lol!! You know as if it is gonna be one awesome time of Praise and Worship. Ahh God is So Good! =)

Believing for a better day tomorrow! Remember guys, the way you feel attracts the things of what you feel to happen to you. ;) so be expecting of great things and have a fantastic week ahead ya'll! :D

[Isaiah 43:19]

See, I am doing a new thing!

Now it springs up; do you not perceive it?

I am making a way in the desert

and streams in the wasteland.

I was waiting for my parents and I saw a Kancil with this scripture sticker at the back of the car! And it spoke right to me at that moment! How awesome! =D

Living like a champion!

I've learnt something from Ps. Reuben last Saturday that completely blew my mind! And to top that, Rev. Daniel Cheah ALSO preached a SUPER message that blasted my day off to a whole new level! haha! It was definitely a beyond extraordinary weekend! I love my Church. =)

It really got me excited to want to apply these things to my life and see the awesome change that's gonna happen. Its a New Season! (Yes, I know we've sang that song so many hundred times already =P but its true! haha!)

One of the things Ps. Reuben said that day that really caught my attention was: "Are you found in the right place and the right time when greatness comes?" That was woahh!! Then I heard this: "Are you gonna let emotion or conviction drive you?" And as the verse of one of my fav song goes: "I'm not gonna live by what I feel.." (Guesses for the song anyone? =P)

I want to live a life of a champion. And as what Ps. Reuben said this is what Champion talk is: "God's glory and presence might be everywhere and anywhere else, but I will fight to the DEATH to make sure His glory and presence is HERE!". (He was referring to how David and his men went all the way into the Philistine's territory to take back the Ark of Covenant) FANTASTIC! =D

Its gonna be a greater week up ahead! Woohoo! Have a great week people! ;)

I woke up yesterday morning...

And there was beard! O_O"! And thus saith the Lord that the harvest shall be plentiful! =P But the workers are few! (I need to get shavers.. T-T)

Not only that. I noticed I suddenly have a mark/scar in between my eyebrows when I look at the handsome man myself in the mirror! Quite a big one too! Picture will be up later. Haha! Its dark red and looks almost as if I accidently played with a lipstick and drew myself on the head. WHICH IS NOT TRUE! =.="..

Went out with my pals Jo and Victor yesterday just to catch up over the week and we got to watch G-Force (well, only me and Vic, since Jo abandoned and forsaken us =P). One of these days, I really gotta watch 500 days of summer! Made a mistake watching A Perfect Getaway instead. =S

Next week's gonna be one awesome week! Yes this week has its downside and times where the annointing of the spirit of slap is stronger than ever (=P) but no doubt, greater is He who is in us than the one who is in the world! We're gonna make it out through this, not just alive, not just barely, we're gonna make it out with our head held high and strong! YEAHH! ;D Let's do this PlanetShakers!

Vid of the day! Love this part of the movie!